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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
World
Mark Oliver

Doompety doo

The Newsblog is very excited at the prospect of the return of Roald Dahl's Oompa-Loompas.

Tim Burton is finishing a new screen version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which is due out next year, starring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.

Today's Telegraph reports that Dahl's work is red hot in Hollywood at the moment.

And of course it was Willy Wonka's helpers, the Oompa-Loompas, that stole the original 1971 movie, with their rendition of the Oompa-Loompa song, which went a little like this ...

Oompa loompa doompety doo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa loompa doompety dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at, getting terribly fat

What do you think will come of that

I don't like the look of it

Oompa loompa doompety da

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do

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