The White House is in panic mode. The Jeffrey Epstein birthday book – containing the “wonderful secret” message from Donald Trump he swore didn’t exist – has now been released in full online. And, frankly, the contents of this book should make you vomit.
The book is wall-to-wall hyper-creepiness, stacked a mile high with sexualized references to teenage girls, winking innuendos about Epstein’s crimes, and some truly bizarre images. The image of Trump’s birthday message is somehow worse than we’d pictured: the weird script superimposed over a small-breasted and skinny female body, and with Trump’s signature where her pubic hair would be.
WSJ just published alleged Trump birthday letter to Epstein. pic.twitter.com/tyrWjxc2Rp
— Michael Scherer (@michaelscherer) September 8, 2025
You could argue the drawing is simply of an adult woman with small breasts, but given that it’s in a birthday book for the world’s most notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, renowned for being a monstrous predator of teenage girls, it’s safe to say this is intended to depict an underage teenage girl.
Bad optics, bad message, bad EVERYTHING
So, how are Trump loyalists taking this? The overriding message is a loud “THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE! PLEASE IGNORE THIS!”
JD Vance’s take is that this is a “fake scandal like Russiagate to smear President Trump with lies. No one is falling for this BS.” Meanwhile, Karoline Leavitt has dismissed this as a “hatchet job”, insisting that “it’s very clear President Trump did not draw this picture, and he did not sign it”.
Going to have to call you out on that one, Karoline. Multiple contemporaneous letters signed by Trump were quickly posted, showing identical signatures. If there is a hatchet job here, the man holding the hatchet is Donald Trump himself, and he’s wildly chopping away at his presidency.
Let’s boil it all back to the basics. We have a message from President Donald Trump to the world’s most reviled pedophile, Jeffrey Epstein. The message is written across the torso of what is clearly intended to be an underage girl’s torso. The message refers to “things they have in common” and a “wonderful secret” the two share. Said message comes from a book that’s been in the possession of the Epstein estate, so we know it hasn’t recently been faked
Even the most devoted MAGA minion should take a step back and wonder just who they’ve elected to the White House. Because, to anyone with eyes and two functioning brain cells, it certainly looks like Donald Trump was up to his eyeballs in Jeffrey Epstein’s perverted and sickening world.
