Oh, to have been a fly on the wall during certain moments of Donald Trump's UK visit.
The US President kicked off his State Visit in a Twitter cloud of controversy, petulantly lashing out - once again - at London Mayor, Sadiq Khan .
From then on, highlights (or lowlights, depending on where you stand) included what looked suspiciously like a FISTBUMP with the Queen, a photocall with the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall (with Camilla treating us to a cheeky wink ), a State Banquet, and a press conference with Theresa May during which he made alarming comments about the NHS, and then seemed to retract them in an interview with Piers Morgan.
All wonderful moments for the Trump family scrap book.
Now, thanks to Hi Josh , Trump has a video record of his first ever glittering State Banquet, with a hilarious lip-reading make-over.
In it, we see a surprisingly fashion-forward Prince William admire his step-mum's shoes, and some audience nerves as Trump stands up to make a speech.
And...who's that naughty person who hasn't turned their phone ringer off?
Of course, it's all done tongue-in-cheek.
But that said, with Trump having come out with some bizarre, ill-advised and controversial comments in the past, this lip-reading do-over doesn't seem entirely unrealistic...
