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The Guardian - UK
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Jonny Weeks

Dog grooming competition – in pictures

Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
A fine entry from Pennsylvania, where an unnamed and unsuspecting poodle is sporting a hammerhead shark design, complete with yellow bouffant Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
The reverse angle, here, (because you know you want to see it) features a Jaws-style great white shark sculpted into the fur. Top marks – though the dog is apparently less than amused by the needless pink detailing on its rear leg Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Another poodle (the dog of choice for grooming) featuring a novel avian design. Subtlety not being key to this effort, the juxtaposition of rear parrot and front flamingo is offset by classic detailing such a the bird feathers and black beak Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
The caption provided with this photograph explains that the dog is dressed as Yoda from Star Wars, though closer inspection reveals it is in fact Grandpa Munster Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Is that an ewok? Because, quite frankly, if that is meant to be Chewbacca then something has gone badly wrong Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
A sensible design at last; half tiger, half elephant. The execution here is really quite ingenious – the owner saw the potential for a back-leg-to-trunk-conversion and exploited it with precision. Note that this is an Indian elephant, hence the jewels Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
As expected, the reverse angle reveals a cobra Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Moving away from the animal theme, this owner has attempted a mechanical illusion. Question marks exist, unfortunately, as to how the dog would walk using such a rudimentary combination of cog and cranks, and the apparent indecision over the ears has proved costly Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
A design rich in detail, here. Not only does it feature Big Bird and Elmo from Sesame Street, but the Grouch as his sidekick too Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
I'm not sure how this one went down with the judges, but for my money this is not a valid entry. That dragon fly is plastic, for starters Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Confirmation, here, from the reverse angle, of a terrible design Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
This, on the other hand, has victory written all over it. Incorporating Donald Duck, Daisy Duck and Pluto, what's not to love? That sour-faced dog needs to cheer up Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
What a misery. When you've got a waving Mickey Mouse on your torso, you could at least raise a quick smile for the photographer Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Here's a slick design. None of the fancy sculpting, just a nonchalant dog sporting a wicked dragon. If only all dogs looked like this one Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
Oh dear, that's a comedown from the previous entry. A confused jumble of ideas in which a jovial hippo is apparently trying to eat a penguin in front of a bemused lion. Not one for the kids Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Colourful dogs: Crazy Dog Grooming Competition
OK, this competition has gone wrong. A goldfish on the head with Pinocchio front legs? Maybe dog-grooming wasn't such a great idea after all Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
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