When I am not sure of the lyrics of pop songs, I make my own up – eg Bonnie Tyler’s Holding Out for a Hero goes “… and he’s gotta be larger than life” but I change the last line to “and he’s gotta be good with a knife”. Anyone else do this? You know you do!
John Richards, Oxford
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