Get down. Photograph: PA
Will someone please release a funky soul record extolling the moves performed by Liverpool goalkeeper Jerzy Dudek last night. You know the sort of thing:
Get down to the left, get down to the right, break it on down, got a kink in my knees, got the rhythm that'll please, saved a whole lotta goal, do the wobblin' Pole ... hurr etc.
Where's Rufus Thomas when you need him?