I've got the hottest jeans in the world, and you haven't! Well, I don't think you have, anyway, unless you're Kate Moss, in which case you definitely have, because it was she who inspired me to spend one hundred and forty smackers on a pair of grey Sass & Bide Frayed Misfit stove pipes in the first place. She's been papped wearing the black and white AND grey pairs (although not at the same time), but then of course, she's Kate Moss, so she would. (Also, if you are in fact Moss, can I say OH MY GOD, what an honour! And also: please like me! Please think my clothes are nice and that I'm pretty!)
Anyway, here they are ... aren't they marvellous?
The buying of the super-hot jeans all happened in a bit of a whirl at some point before 11am this morning. I drank too many espressos and somehow ordered the Misfits on line in a blurry coffee-fuelled frenzy, but now I've had my low GI mid-morning snack and settled down a little, I'm still very glad I did. Can I explain the allure of over-priced self-styled It items? No, I can't. You'll just have to trust me on this, as you do all fashion issues, and then go a little bonkers trying to track down a pair for yourself, because they're v elusive as all It items have to be. In other news, Effikal owes me copy, but every time I tried to get it off her, she just said: 'Bugger off. I'm finessing.' Now she's disappeared in hot pursuit of renegade sweat shop owners or trees or whatever it is she does. Sigh. You absolutely can't trust Effikals.
