As the nation prepares for the return of Top Gear – three figures loom elephantine in the room. Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May – soon to return with their own motoring-magazine show on Amazon TV. Just one problem, though – the fellas can’t think of a proper name – it’s currently lumbered with the snappy title of Untitled Amazon Motoring Show. As ever, Clarkson’s problems are all of our problems, and we have endeavoured to think of some potential titles on his behalf. (Clarkson has pointed out on Twitter that using the word “gear” is verboten for legal reasons, so that’s out.) Here you go, Jeremy. Take your pick. Don’t thank us with cash. A slap-up steak dinner will suffice
• The Driving Buds of James May
• Jeans Squad
• BLOKES!
• The 100% Totally Unofficial Top Gear Companion Series
• (Woah, oh oh oha) Moves Like Jaguar
• Crash in the Attic
• The Hatchbacks of Notre Dame
• Duff Riders
• Dipsticks
• THREE BLOKES
• Life in the Past Lane
• Too Porsche to Push
• Chip on the Hard Shoulder
• Little Douche Coupes
• Tyred Format
• Thus Drove Zarathustra
• Dinosaurs Driven to Extinction
• Audi Doody
• Fuelhardy
• Steer as Folk
• The Bloke Show for Blokes
