'Give it a rest, Del Boy,' au revoirs Mark Pickavant.Photograph: Photomontage'Diego Simeone auditions for a leading role in the next Quentin Tarantino film,' hoots Matt Byron. Photograph: Photomontage'He is not Sergio Leone, but he is Diego Simeone: a taste of the Wild West in football. Good, bad and ugly in equal parts,' laughs Cesar Souto.Photograph: Photomontage
'I'd rather not make fun of someone who looks like he is the Godfather's right hand man' – emails the sinister-sounding Doctor Satan.Photograph: Photomontage'Three iconic images in the history of football,' hoots Gareth Griffiths.Photograph: Photomontage'With his roguish smile, mastery of the dark arts and plans for world domination, Diego Simeone would make the perfect Bond villain. Fittingly only Agent 00CR7 can stop him from achieving his masterplan,' chuckles William Wilson. Photograph: Photomontage
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