Diego Maradona

Ceci Masters gets the ball rolling with this reverential but rather disturbing effort Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

'That Louis Vuitton ad has come back to haunt Diego – especially when they unveiled Zinedine Zidane's french replacement,' cackles John Paul Barry Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

'Asked about his managerial tactics and team's prospects, Diego instead treats gathered reporters to another magic trick, with the help of an old friend,' parps Matthew Calamatta Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

'Maradona tells the media that he has put the past behind him,' say Jason Frogett in this clever effort Photograph: Guardian.co.uk

This should help explain Luke Miller's submission Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Matthew Calamatta reckons that with his gruff new appearance El Diego is ready to start a revolution Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Paul Brookes offers us a look back at Diego's original body art. 'Of course I know who Shay is, Mr Maradona,' said the tattooist. 'Leave it to me'
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'Che started to wish he'd been a little more stringent with his copyright as Diego's revolution picked up pace,' chortles Matt Kingscote Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Brian Corcoran imagines where Maradona's career could take him next after Argentina romp to World Cup triumph Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'When I think about the World Cup and class the first names that come to mind are Maradona and Zidane,' sighs Bert Ayers Photograph: guardian.co.uk