Diego Maradona

"The picture is self-explanatory," says Frank Streicher. And he's right too Photograph: n/a

"It's fair to say Mr Maradona was slightly confused over the new selection policy." Is Alec Bartlett's effort a cutting piece of satire on the objectification of women in football or a cheap attempt on our part to boost hits? You decide Photograph: n/a

Sparky McManus is on hand for this little gem Photograph: n/a

"Diego and his sidekick take on the world," chuckles James Kelly Photograph: n/a

"Although many years had passed, neither Diego or Terry could let it go," says Leo Byrne. Boludo isn't a bad word, by the way, we checked Photograph: n/a

Thomas Nycz-Losi reckons England could have employed a national icon to stop the Hand of God Photograph: n/a

"Maradona's true genius explained," says Stuart Goodacre, telling it like it is Photograph: n/a

"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get Scotland," chortles a jaunty Paul Berry in this tribute to Scarface Photograph: n/a

Here's Balveer Mankia: "Maradona rediscovers his true Scottish roots, alongside Messi and Blatter in the next Austin Powers" Photograph: n/a

It wouldn't be The Gallery if we didn't have at least one effort based around Fantasy Island and John Barry is happy to oblige Photograph: n/a