'Diego Costa switches allegiances (again!) and demands a sponsor,' parps Tom MilesPhotograph: Photomontage'The Devil supps his Costa,' warns Ged ParkerPhotograph: Photomontage'When Mourinho ordered the Chelsea board to get him Costa right away it was clearly lost in translation,' reckons William Wilson, warming to what is fast becoming a themePhotograph: Photomontage
'(Diego) Costa Coffee - Gives you one hell of a kick!' taglines Johnny Donegan, in another coffee-related entryPhotograph: Photomontage'Spanish conqueror and Brazilian birthplace - talk about good football genes. Plus he happens to look like the love child of Cesc Fábregas and Dani Alves,' reckons Chris Reilly Photograph: Photomontage
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