Good try, Tom Brady.
But we’re pretty certain that you didn’t eat any cake.
What are we talking about here? Brady’s wife Gisele Bundchen posted a photo to Instagram of members of the Brady family — including Tom — eating some cake, calling it the “breakfast of champions.”
Upon first glance, it’s some good-looking cake, and Brady seems to be enjoying it as he takes a forkful. But fans were extremely quick to point out that Mr. I Don’t Eat Strawberries or Tomatoes or Eggplants But I Sure Eat Avocado Ice Cream had a VERY clean-looking fork.
I mean, just look at this thing!
ENHANCE!
I declare shenanigans. If we had seen Brady actually eat a bite, we’d know he was retiring instead of returning to the NFL. Others agreed Brady didn’t eat it:
Thus ends our investigation.
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