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The Guardian - UK
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Monkey

Dearbail turns Desperado

The Times' Dearbail Jordan had an unlikely request for Marks & Spencer chief executive Stuart Rose during this morning's half-year results conference call with hacks. Did he have a contact number for Antonio Banderas? The Hollywood star, you may recall, is the star of a new M&S ad. "We'll put in a good word for you," promised Rose. The chief exec put in several more later today - when he announced Jordan's request to 150 city and media types at the M&S presentation to analysts and the press. Doubtless Jordan may take a little while to live this one down. If it's any help, Monkey has a number for Sir Jimmy Savile.

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