You don't have to wait until next month to read the extra special global edition of morning freesheet Metro International that will be guest edited by James Blunt. Oh no. Because Monkey has had a sneaky peak of Blunt's paper, and it's going to be one huge agony aunt column. Or in this case, agony uncle. It's about this chap who met a woman on the subway. She was with another man, see, but the man's not losing any sleep because he has got a plan. She caught his eye, as he walked on by, and she could see on his face that he was flying high. Although he doesn't appear to have much of a plan at all, because he has just realised "I will never be with you". Blunt's advice? Write a best-selling song about it, make a video even more irritating than the song, and wait for the royalties to roll in. Then he won't have to bother getting the tube ever again.
