Your dogged reporters at Guardian America have scooped Joe the Plumber's new country music album!
Politico reports "Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day".
Here's a sneak peek at the track listing (apologies to Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, etc.):
"Your cheatin' ACORN"
"She thinks my plunger's sexy (I don't need no license to work this pipe)"
"The Ballad of Joe and Sarah"
"Yo-yo from Toledo"
"When the taxman comes around"
"Long distance call from CNN"
"Blue Ohio blues"
"Blue states cryin' in the rain"
"A boy named Wurzelbacher"
Any others they kept from us? Please share.
