
Warning: This article does contain adult and sexual material.
DC Comics have reportedly moved to veto a scene that was due to appear in the r-rated Harley Quinn animated series which would have seen Batman give oral sex to Catwoman.
The show, which streams on HBO Max, is known for taking a more mature look at superheroes and does feature gore, sex and gallows humour but the aforementioned scene was too much for some DC executives.
During an interview with Variety, Justin Halpern and Patrick Schumacker, who co-created the show, asked for the scene to be removed because apparently heroes cannot do that.
Halpern is quoted as saying: “It’s incredibly gratifying and free to be using characters that are considered villains because you just have so much more leeway. A perfect example of that is in this third season of ‘Harley’ [when] we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.”
This small tidbit from the interview has since captured the internet’s imagination and got them asking all sorts of questions such as ‘is Batman a selfish lover?’ and ‘is this why Batman wears a cowl instead of a mask?’
Batman being a selfish lover is not a concept I was ready for on a Monday afternoon https://t.co/gVu9Pt5hP5
— John Grace (@johngrace_) June 14, 2021
Captain America would never be the selfish lover Batman is pic.twitter.com/UUghbUz4oP
— xXx_foxxi69_xXx (@foxxi_loxxi) June 14, 2021
OF COURSE Batman gives head what other reason is there for wearing a cowl instead of a mask?
— Muhammad Butt (@muhammadbutt) June 14, 2021
none.
exactly. https://t.co/d9GRX6oMGy
bullshit, Batman's cowl has a mouth cutout for a reason 🙄 https://t.co/ZandrlB8K3
— negaoryx (@negaoryx) June 14, 2021
You cannot tell me Batman’s mask wasn’t made specifically for cunnilingus pic.twitter.com/UsIQd29xDq
— ben mekler (@benmekler) June 15, 2021
Of course, this soon transitioned into memes and niche Batman references. You’ll just have to take our word for this when we say these are funny.
Batman Begins but none of his ladies finish
— Malik 🎤 (@Malik4Play) June 14, 2021
— DC Animated (@DC_Animated) June 15, 2021
*Checks why Batman is trending*
— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) June 14, 2021
*Goes back to writing Nightwing, possibly a more... giving hero.* pic.twitter.com/U7HxaQj1lv
thank you DC for making this Batman moment possible pic.twitter.com/DD6jvTPtVb
— ML Kejera (@KejeraL) June 14, 2021
JERY: hows it going with batman
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) June 15, 2021
ELANE: he doesnt do ..everything
Honestly, it's just nice to know that I'm better than Batman at something
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 15, 2021
Me Getting ready to explain the batman oral sex discourse to my partner. pic.twitter.com/bOx2e36JU3
— Canti 🏳️🌈 (He/Him) (@CantiUnplugged) June 15, 2021
One of the problems is that Batman can’t move his neck.
— Gail Simone (@GailSimone) June 15, 2021
Explain this DC #Batman pic.twitter.com/Vuy0l3FvnA
— Hot Wall Summer (@therealbigWALL) June 15, 2021
i feel like if prince knew that batman didn't eat pussy he wouldn't have done the song
— Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) June 15, 2021
Joker: “And where is the Batman?!”
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) June 15, 2021
Catwoman: “I can tell you where he’s not.”
Batman: “All this talk of- pardon my vernacular, Robin- eating pussy feels like a diabolical scheme.”
— David Bednar (@ykarps) June 15, 2021
Robin: “Wait… cunniligus… cunning linguist… The Riddler!”
Batman: “Excellent deduction, chum. We must stop him before his twisted tongue can take a victory lap on Gotham!” pic.twitter.com/eKyxJM4X1O
Thomas and Martha Wayne in heaven watching us discuss Batman performing oral sex pic.twitter.com/BPo20DRBJp
— Advit Backup (@AdvitInHiding) (@AdvitTheFourth) June 15, 2021
Ok I’ve drawn my contribution to the Batman jokes. pic.twitter.com/1hmi0Ye3Bg
— Lukey McGarry ☻ (@lukeymcgarry) June 15, 2021
hits different now pic.twitter.com/PxzfYORdPq
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 14, 2021
Incidentally, this kind of thing appears to be ok in the comic book format as showcased by Kevin Smith during his run on Green Arrow.
There was also a little pushback when we did the Green Arrow/Black Canary oral sex scenes in my run with @philhester and @andeparks 20 years ago. But my point to @DCComics editorial was “Oliver Queen just knows how to make the ladies Quiver. Especially when he hits the bullseye.” https://t.co/wXwt93z2kP pic.twitter.com/mXZDTJUg4A
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) June 14, 2021
The discourse surrounding this topic has also unearthed this gem from the late great Adam West who famously played Batman during the 1960s. During an interview with SyFy in 2014 revealed that he and Frank Gorshin, who played The Riddler at the time, once accidentally attended an orgy and were kicked out because they wouldn’t break character.
The recent news story that Batman is not allowed to go down on Catwoman has led me to discover this delightful story of Adam West (The 1960s Batman) and Frank Gorshin getting kicked out of a Hollywood orgy because they wouldn’t break character pic.twitter.com/XfjO44KDG7
— Amanda Wong 王慧婷 (@amandawtwong) June 14, 2021
As it stands you’re probably never likely to see Batman engage in any sort of cunnilingus and, if you are, we dare say that there are websites for that kind of entertainment...