David Nugent

Phil Burns makes Little Britain 583% funnier with this Photoshopping effort. Photograph: Public domain

Blake Gladman has been watching Se7en. "After Harry won the battle to sign Dave, Roy Keane decided to exact his revenge." Photograph: Public domain

By God! Gladman managed to squeeze two efforts out of the Nugent affair. To be fair, he's probably running a little low on inspiration for this goal hanging effort. Photograph: Public domain

"Jermain does all the hard work, while David takes all the credit," trumpets a bloody Phil Gillen. Photograph: Public domain

"OK, it's poorly done," says Oliver Daly, " but can I have a free £100 bet on Kieran Richardson for top scorer next season?" No. Photograph: Public domain

Ethan Mackintosh sent us the longest caption in the history of captions and it even included the word "anathema". It made no sense, but it basically boils down to Nugent being King Kong and Harry Redknapp being a benevolent US Air Force. Photograph: Public domain

John O'Reilly kicks off our Up Pompeii double-bill with this one. "David said he went through the squads one-by-one, and you can see why he chose Pompey." Photograph: Public domain

And here's Gallery stalwart John Barry's Frankie Howerd-inspired interpretation of Dave's move. Photograph: Public domain

"The goal-jacker is back!" screams John Leonard. "In hot and spicy(ish) locations." Photograph: Public domain