David Luiz

Jamie Redknapp can finally say, in all truth, that David Luiz is 'literally on fire' in Douglas Fenech's fine artistic effort Photograph: Photomontage

About 598 of you went for the Sideshow Bob gag but Mark Pether got there first so he's representing the rest of you Photograph: Photomontage

Then again Robert Schofield gives us a superb Andy Johnson, so we'll let him off Photograph: Photomontage

'Brian May signed for Chelsea in a case of mistaken identity,' giggles Hugh Garrett Photograph: Photomontage

'Didier really needs to work on his Freddie Mercury,' sighs Kazimierz Kapusniak in another Brian May riff Photograph: Photomontage

Kevin Lemass brings us the love child of two very different men Photograph: Photomontage

'David looks like a rich man's Napoleon Dynamite,' notes Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

'David's recent displays show the Chelsea fans he’s prepared to “let his soul shine through,”' cackles Blake Gladman Photograph: Photomontage

Wuggy Lemass reckons LUIZ stands for 'Limber, Unique, Indestructible, Zesty' Photograph: Photomontage

David would love it if Neymar joined Chelsea, according to Louis Heasman Photograph: Photomontage

'The contrasting fortunes of Chelsea's two January signings was starting to cause a little friction in their relationship,' reports Matthew Squires Photograph: Photomontage

Oh, go on then. Here's another Sideshow Bob effort courtesy of Rob Marriott to round things off Photograph: Photomontage