Jamie Redknapp can finally say, in all truth, that David Luiz is 'literally on fire' in Douglas Fenech's fine artistic effortPhotograph: PhotomontageAbout 598 of you went for the Sideshow Bob gag but Mark Pether got there first so he's representing the rest of you Photograph: PhotomontageThen again Robert Schofield gives us a superb Andy Johnson, so we'll let him offPhotograph: Photomontage
'Brian May signed for Chelsea in a case of mistaken identity,' giggles Hugh GarrettPhotograph: Photomontage'Didier really needs to work on his Freddie Mercury,' sighs Kazimierz Kapusniak in another Brian May riffPhotograph: PhotomontageKevin Lemass brings us the love child of two very different menPhotograph: Photomontage'David looks like a rich man's Napoleon Dynamite,' notes Koichiro YamamuraPhotograph: Photomontage'David's recent displays show the Chelsea fans he’s prepared to “let his soul shine through,”' cackles Blake GladmanPhotograph: PhotomontageWuggy Lemass reckons LUIZ stands for 'Limber, Unique, Indestructible, Zesty'Photograph: PhotomontageDavid would love it if Neymar joined Chelsea, according to Louis HeasmanPhotograph: Photomontage'The contrasting fortunes of Chelsea's two January signings was starting to cause a little friction in their relationship,' reports Matthew SquiresPhotograph: PhotomontageOh, go on then. Here's another Sideshow Bob effort courtesy of Rob Marriott to round things offPhotograph: Photomontage
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