Violent Night
John Wick
Deadpool 2
Hobbes & Shaw
Fast & The Furious
Bad Santa
not
John Leguizamo
John Wick, Chef
least
Die Hard
Home Alone
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
really
Violent Night
Violent Night
universe. The new flick is called and the trailer looks absolutely bonkers.
The trailer is balls to the wall with outrageous fight scenes — which makes sense because it comes from the same production company that gave us , and the film from the franchise. We’ve all seen but this is definitely more “Badass Santa who should be fucked with”.
It also stars () as Santa’s main enemy which is a surefire way to sucker me into the cinema to watch it at once. Hell, this is hot on my annual viewing list alongside , and the mid-’90s Christmas special.
I don’t want to give too much away because you gotta experience the chaos of ‘s trailer for yourself. But there’s something truly wild about watching Harbour decked out in full Saint Nick regalia necking beers and stabbing baddies with a sharpened candy cane. Simply incredible stuff (and confirms my theories that those minty festive lollies can double as weapons).
There’s no doubt that we’re deeply oversaturated with the heartachingly sugary holiday romcoms. So knowing there’s a no-thoughts-all-shooty-bang-bang holiday film coming this year scratches a very specific itch I never knew I had.
It answers questions like: “what if John Wick was Santa?”, “Could the big man exist in Dominic Torettos’ extended famiglia?” and “why does David Harbour as St Nick make me unbelievably horny?”
is slated to blaze into cinemas on December 1 and you can bet I’m gonna get myself on this Santa’s list tout suite.
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