Well in a way it is quite boring because everyone keeps going OMG what about Theresa & Foxy & the Wollastoner & the bishops, I think that is all the main ones just now & of course Dave has to go oh I welcome any advice haha but the NHS is deffo safe with me, when in fact we tend not to read any of their speeches, just look at the pictures, as in hilair image fails *does Archbishop-Welby-face* :) So Dave has finally made time to try out the Thermomix? I went to Mummy TBH I personally think it makes a worktop look too busy unless it is going to live in the cupboard but Dave says he never wants to make Ottolenghi's aubergine cheesecake any other way & we should seriously get one for London *puts on comically despairing MEN! face*.
So Mummy was like, but darling what about Liam Fox, I'm like excuse me, I know Miranda Hart, unless it was Machiavelli, whatevs, said politics is show business for ugly people but Dave thinks if Miranda had ever seen Foxy on the Conservative Home FROW she would totally have recanted? Plus, Ashcroft and Stuart Wheeler anyone, I swear what do they think they look like, you seriously would not know Stuart's daughter was a model? And Dave says non-swank, but if Theresa seriously thinks she could ever be rated 12 points ahead of Miliband for leadership qualities she might want to get some major work done, ie not just Botox, prove she really IS passionate about politics?
Mummy was like, well do not take anything for granted darling, no offence but does Dave need to be so grey, did you see Keith Vaz saying Theresa actually has a lovely little figure and he is not even a Conservative?
But Dave was like trust me babes, the Lyntonator has polled on hair salience & 65% of swing voters care less about grey streaks than about sticking one to the Germans meaning so long as Theresa reminds people of Angela Merkel I am fine with the six-weekly vegetable dye, so do you want to put in the diary that I have just done an amaze Thermomix focaccia #thatmomentwhenyoureallyneedinstagram :(
