Lots of people play fantasy football. I play fantasy February with the Dolphins. I fantasize each offseason how they could do something they haven't consistently done for two decades: Improve.
Eight years ago, I wanted Russell Wilson. Two years ago, I wanted Lamar Jackson. Last year I wanted, uh, Nick Foles? (Hey, you don't make fun of my misses, I won't make fun of yours.)
This is the best Dolphins offseason to play general manager, too. You have 14 draft picks _ more than anyone. You have $90 million to spend _ more than anyone. You have holes across the roster _ yes, more than anyone, too.
So here are the annual 10 Simple Steps To Lead the Dolphins From The Wilderness:
