A cheeky gran tasked to craft her daughter a 'sophisticated' Christmas cake has taken pride in sculpting the polar opposite - by mounting Santa on top with his pants off.
Jackie Huseyin improvised when she realised she only had skin-coloured fondant left to complete her 'drunk Santa' cake idea for Dena Huseyin.
The 60-year-old ditched his iconic red trousers and pants leaving his crown jewels for all to see and her stunned daughter in hysterics.
Startling photos show 'well-endowed' Saint Nic lay sprawled across the white Christmas cake, naked from the waist down and with his arms outstretched.
Dena was stunned into laughter when her mum sent her a snap of her creation, and she says she loves it - even if it isn't the 'sophisticated' cake she had in mind.
The 30-year-old even joked she'd take 'satisfaction' in dismembering Santa with the cake being the 'centrepiece' of family festivities.
Hobbyist cake maker Jackie's pleased with her work and can't believe it's been admired by hundreds of Facebook users, who have hailed it 'brilliant' and jested 'Mrs Clause is a lucky lady'.
Jackie, from Hornchurch, Essex, said: "Dena was asking for a sophisticated cake, but me being me, I thought I'd make her something else as a joke."
She added: "It was the last cake I was making and I was tired. I was going to do a drunk Santa lay on top with a beer bottle.
"I looked at my icing and I realised I didn't have enough red left to do the trousers. I didn't want to mix more fondant and get my hands all red for Christmas with the dye.
"I saw I had a lot of flesh colour left and that's when I thought let's do a naked one. I wanted to use all the fondant as well, because I don't like waste, and that's why he was so well-endowed.
"It only took me around 20 minutes to make the body because I had a spare Santa head left over from the other cakes I'd made.
"I thought about it on her table and knew she'd take it as a joke. It's just a bit of light-hearted fun, but I think it looks great. It's been shared so many times."
Jackie, whose cake decorating skills are self-taught, made the brandy-laced Christmas cakes in September and stored them to be decorated last week.
The mum-of-four's daughter Dena, who no longer lives with her, hailed her mum as 'really talented' for pulling off the joke.
Dena said: "When I saw it, I thought 'look at the size of it, it's huge'. I was expecting a traditional cake with a snowman, and instead I got one with a willy on it.
"It was very funny. You can't beat a cheap laugh. It's so life-like.
"She's done a good job, but I was surprised! Because I'm the more inappropriate member of the family, she thinks she can get away with it.
"My mum's really talented. She's imaginative and that's what you need in a cake maker. I sent it to all my friends."
Gran-of-one Jackie says she was busy working as a cake maker full-time for two years, but she wasn't financially savvy enough to make it sustainable.
The diabetic says she can't have Christmas cake any more but she now bakes for her friends and family and shares her designs on Facebook.
Jackie's post said: "My daughter asked for a sophisticated Christmas cake this year so I made her this. The photo is in comments. If you’re offended by a naked Santa DON'T look."
One user commented: "That's blooming brilliant! Someone is gonna be happy receiving a big package. You may have started a trend."
Another joked: "Santa really does have it all doesn't he."
A third added: "Wow… Mrs Claus is a lucky lady! Think you nailed the sophistication!"
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