Daniel Sturridge | The Gallery

'Danny made the same new year's resolution at Liverpool as he always made at Chelsea,' honks Steve Redshaw Photograph: Photomontage

Ceiri Wyn Coker suggests that Stamford Bridge is just a port of call on the way to Anfield Photograph: Photomontage

'After thanking God for his transfer to Liverpool, during his time off Reverend Sturridge began a fund raising venture,' reports Jonathan Perera Photograph: Photomontage

John O'Donnell reckons our protagonist could be a great new addition to the cast of a popular American sitcom Photograph: Photomontage

Patrick Spragg, meanwhile, is more of a Father Ted fan: 'This club is small, those clubs are far away' Photograph: Photomontage

'Daniel says Liverpool are the biggest club in the Premier League,' chortles Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

We suspect Adam J Koper may be excited about Bowie's return: 'Liverpool's defeat to Manchester United will surely go down as a LOW point in Daniel's career, but he's sure to become one of the Anfield HEROES soon, not just another temporary LODGER' Photograph: Photomontage

'Sturridge has, so far, truly been the redeemer of Liverpool,' parps Photoshop wunderkind Tom Cox Photograph: Photomontage