It's the morning after the night before, and the Daily Star is basking in the champagne-flavoured afterglow of Thursday's Celebrity Big Brother launch. Like a supportive, er, big brother, the Star carries five full pages of CBB coverage in its "launch special" – it even crowns itself "YOUR OFFICIAL B BRUV PAPER", for the avoidance of doubt. Richard Desmond's red-top profiles each of this year's celebrity inmates and explains why on earth they volunteered for the show. Kerry Katona, it says "is bankrupt and needs the money". Charming.