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Daily Express hacks find new use for their paper

Someone get the Andrex puppy down to Desmond Towers. Monkey hears the Daily Express ran out of loo roll last week. Some desperate hacks resorted to using, yes, you guessed it, copies of the paper. Thus disproving the received wisdom that the paper isn't fit to wipe your arse with.

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