Susan Boyle the Movie? Please say it aint so. Don't worry, it isn't. But that didn't stop Tina Brown's Daily Beast website from speculating who would play each part. Jack Black could play Ms Boyle, it suggests, while Piers Morgan could be played by Colin Firth. That suggestion, says the Daily Mail's Ephraim Hardcastle, could risk defamation proceedings. But it doesn't say who should sue whom.
