It's always a thrill to be granted a glimpse inside the mind of a celebrity, especially when each famous headspace is so different.
Whereas Britney Spears's cranium is bricklined and lit by a single swinging lightbulb, Kylie Minogue's is a place of infinite plans and possibilities. It's a lot like an ITV awayday. Anyway, just witness the to-do list dropped by the singer on her way out of her house yesterday, and lovingly snapped by a photographer:
It reads:
- mugs
- tour next year [yes, it's never too early to posting this kind of aide memoire. None of us wants the pop princess to spend next summer wandering around plagued by that sense she's supposed be somewhere she just can't put her finger on]
- Coty perfume
- Songs to Parkinson
- White Drawn promo
- Acting coach number [for what? She was awesome in The Delinquents!]
- When Dr Who script arriving?
- Russell's number
What does it all mean? Something, nothing, or - most likely - everything? Enquiring minds want to know....