As leader of the Champagne Socialist party (motto: “All for bubbly, bubbly for all”), I was surprised to read that cycle lanes are only used by my members (Dining across the divide: ‘We do not need more cycle lanes! The only people using them are champagne socialists’, 26 October). I didn’t realise that I had so many followers! I wish to make it clear that none of these cyclists are actually fully paid-up members of the party, according to my database. However, if they wish to join, membership is still at pre-Covid levels (£1,000 or a bottle of Cristal Vinothèque 2000). For those on benefits, or OAPs, a half bottle of Pol Roger is acceptable.
Kit Jackson
London
• The idea that only “champagne socialists” use cycle lanes is ridiculous. People from all walks of life use bikes and they are an incredibly cheap way to get around. People are put off cycling because of dangerous motorists and unsafe roads, not social class. I’m not a huge fan of the cycle lanes here in Manchester, but only because they are full of pedestrians who see them as part of the pavement and motorists who see them as part of the road or a place to park.
Sarah Berkin
Manchester
