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Shirley Bartynek

Curry house reveals hilarious Just Eat request as punter asks them to sneak kebab past wife

A Hamilton takeaway were laughing naan-stop after receiving an unusual request from a Just Eat customer.

The award-winning Quarry Street curry house posted on social media earlier today a comment from a customer who went to painstaking lengths to hide his kebab order from his wife.

The cheeky customer wrote on his order to the shop: “My wife thinks I’m “working out” in the garage please don’t chap door. Call me on arrival and come to the garage, I will be on the “treadmill”. Also, no salad at all on my kebab. Thanks.”

Jahan Shah, who runs the shop, told the Advertiser it’s their best Just Eat comment yet.

He said: “The comment at first didn’t surprise us as we get quite a few comments however, this one stuck out the most funniest because you can tell the customer was desperate not to get found out by his wife.

“All is ok because we have a golden rule here.

“What happens in House of Shah stays in House of Shah therefore, the identity of the customer will never be revealed.”

The popular take away have made the headlines over the years for their unusual curry creations these have included Irn-Bru chicken pakora and tikka, Buckfast korma, some pakora pizzas and ghost chilli pakora.

Wer recently told how the House of Shah were close to shutting up shop after a council blunder with double yellow line threatened the business.

However road bosses admitted that double yellow lines should not have been drawn outside the premises, after the Advertiser stepped in to question parking restrictions on the road, and they were quickly removed.

Naz Shah makes the finishing touches to the Irn Bru pakora
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