Crook likes his hook

"One of those birds who've fallen out of their nest that you find lying on the pavement ... cadaver-like ... a seagull with thyroid problems ... a meerkat gone 10 rounds with John Prescott." Former Office star Mackenzie Crook says he doesn't mind the way some people describe him, reports the Daily Express. "If I put on weight or become a little healthier looking, the roles would dry up ..."