Monkey counts no fewer than four - yes, count 'em, four - animal stories on page three of today's Daily Telegraph. A tortoise aged 176, the world's oldest cat, using butterfly wings to make cleaning windows easier and Ikea selling reindeer meat are all top of the Telegraph's news agenda. This can only mean two things: there's a recession on and the impact of taking on half the Daily Mail's executive is taking effect. The stories are accompanied by an advert featuring a glamorous picture of Uma Thurman. Is this editor Will Lewis's perfect page 3?
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