Tabasco sauce, as we all know, is the hot sauce you use when there isn’t any other better hot sauces around to put on your food because let’s be honest – Tabasco is the worst of the hot sauces.
It’s also not a good thing to put in your eyes, because that just hurts and will likely make you cry or at least run around in circles while swearing at the sky for being so dumb for getting Tabasco sauce in your eye.
Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator learned that lesson the hard way Monday when he had to stop a conference call with reporters because he had some Tabasco sauce on his fingers and then used those fingers to rub his eyes, which is never the right move.
Conference call with Cowboys defensive coordinator Mike Nolan has been put on hold because he had Tabasco sauce on his finger and it got in his eye.
Can't make this stuff up..
damn— Clarence Hill Jr (@clarencehilljr) October 26, 2020
This is oh so fitting when you consider how much of a mess the Cowboys’ season has been. While Dak Prescott’s injury was heartbreaking, the Cowboys’ defense has been historically horrendous since Week 1. Nolan, of course, leads that defense and has had fans calling for his job already.
Twitter had jokes about the Tabasco incident:
I’d put hot sauce in my eyes as well after seeing that defensive film
— David (@Dalojr25) October 26, 2020
They can’t even use a good hot sauce. Tabasco is the worst of the bunch.
Cholula or die fools. https://t.co/V2jg7qK5l5
— Collin Brennan (@sports_collin) October 27, 2020
Watching a Cowboys game is more painful than having tobasco sauce in your eyes so no I don’t feel sorry for him https://t.co/UffH5ofZbj
— Leslie Micek (@lesmicek) October 26, 2020
I would rather wipe my eye with Tabasco sauce that talk about that defense too https://t.co/LAf5UUj5kE
— Meg Murray (@megmurrrray) October 26, 2020
The most damning thing about this is that Tabasco is the worst hot sauce ever https://t.co/leEvIfbnqd
— Anthony Masterson (@MasterTones) October 26, 2020
The 2020 Dallas Cowboys, everyone
— Alex Robert Friedman (@Alex_Friedman31) October 26, 2020
That's the same pain Cowboys fans feel watching them play.
— Kyle Dalton (@kdsportswriter) October 26, 2020
#Cowboys defensive coordinator Mike Nolan had to pause his press conference because he got Tobasco sauce in his eye, temporarily blinding and disorienting him.
"Do me me next!" says any Dallas fan forced to watch that defense play— Jarrett Carlen (@JarrettGC) October 27, 2020
