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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Environment
Simon Ingram

Country diary: a tragedy for the exotic hooligans occupying our loft

A starling on a roof with a chick in its nest
‘A sharp-edged bird swoops in, then disappears beneath my roofline through what I see now is a hole. Starlings. Brash, boisterous, bully-birds – and colonising our loft.’ Photograph: imageBROKER/Rex/Shutterstock

Scratchings rattle above an upstairs lintel in early April and I think little of it. That nest that’s been occupied for four consecutive years is being renovated, that’s all. The shadows of birds firing from gable to gable over the street, air alive with busy chatter. “But the nest has gone,” my wife says. “Those builders, last year.”

I stand over the street and watch with binoculars. A sharp-edged bird swoops in, then disappears beneath my roofline through what I see now is a hole. Starlings. Brash, boisterous, bully-birds – and colonising our loft.

I keep watch. I see them coming and going. Sometimes they watch me watching them, from an aerial perch, silhouetted against the sky with a wariness I can feel.

The starling is a striking bird. With a sharp yellow bullet for a beak and plumage of dark iridescence, they are exotic-looking, and shimmer in petrol-peacock blues and greens and purples when caught in light. Yet we see them as hooligans. Even the Latin name of the European starling, Sturnus vulgaris, suggests so. Starlings absorb the sounds of their surroundings into their song – car alarms, speech, infant cries. And now, moving in. The human-bird.

I hear them dig in their roost, then nothing for a while, then suddenly the thin mewling of chicks, at the same time loud and delicate in a way that makes you fearfully parental. The days pass and the cries strengthen; I hear scuttlings, then nothing. A dead chick appears on the ground outside, almost fledged, already oiled with that mercury look. I’m upset to see it.

The nest has long gone quiet and I go up. It must be deep in that eave; I take a torch. The beam catches the pale crust of muck, then a pigeon feather, then there is the nest. Funnel-like, messy at the top, tight-woven and orderly within. No eggshells. No more dead chicks.

Odd to look at something so instinctive, yet to human eye so crafted. A bird chose my house in which to make this nest. The bully-bird. The avian hoodlum. The human-bird. I leave the nest be.

Starling nest in eaves of house.
‘The nest has long gone quiet and I go up. It must be deep in that eave; I take a torch.’ Photograph: Simon Ingram
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