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Monkey

Could Daybreak be driven to the ratmobile?

Roland Rat
Could this rat save ITV's breakfast output again? Photograph: Ray Tang/Rex Features

With Daybreak presenters Christine Bleakley and Adrian Chiles now toast, who will take their place on the couch? Monkey has a suggestion – he's cheap, he's been off the telly long enough for children not to remember him ... it's Roland Rat, of course. Monkey last remembers seeing the rodent being interviewed by Bleakley and Chiles when they were still at The One Show. How times have changed. Come on Peter Fincham, put that call into Roland's agent now. It worked for Greg Dyke, it could work for you.

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