A controlling girlfriend’s long list of rules for her unreliable man has left people amazed.
Found in the back of second-hand car, the 22 commandments include “you’re NOT to look at a single girl”, “you are NOT to get angry with me about a single thing ever” and “if I say ‘jump’, you say ‘how high, princess?’”
MirrorOnline reports that the woman demands her boyfriend – who she is clearly unable to trust for some reason - tells her that he loves her at least once a day and he is also instructed to always respond to her texts within 10 minutes.
Another demand in the relationship contract states: “You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you.”
And just to make it perfectly clear about her views on other women, she adds: “If girls come up to you at any place or any time you are to WALK away”.
Or in case that wasn’t clear enough, another rule states: “If I catch you around girls I kill you.”
For her peace of mind, she also demands the right to check his phone whenever she pleases.
The lucky man is banned from ever hanging out with someone called Keegan in any location, while other men – Tyler, Noah, Deven and Josh – are banned from ever being mentioned.
Another rule adds: “If we move in there are to NEVER ever be girls at our house”. She also warns him his friends will rarely be allowed round if she does do him the honour of living with him.
The list appears to have been signed at the bottom by the man.
Twitter user @kkeyes96 found the list and tweeted a picture of it, saying: "Some poor guy traded in his car and he had a contract from his girlfriend in it."
The tweet was liked more than 15,000 times before he removed the tweet because people kept assuming it was his girlfriend who was behind the contract.
The post has been reshared on BoredPanda, and people have been quick to add their views.
One replied: "Run!!!"
Another commented: "She sounds crazy but it also sounds like he cheated and she took him back."
Another wrote: "A classic example of what abusive behaviour in women can look like. This isn't cute or sweet or just for anyone's own good, this is controlling."
One suggested: "Guessing he cheated, and this is the negotiation after."
One man who has been in a similar situation commented: "I dated a girl who gave a similar list. I couldn't stop laughing while I was walking home. It was a three hour walk."
