Draw inspiration from the saintly patience of the woman who will one day be our Queen, although frankly, she’s got another long wait ahead of her on that score. Photograph: Guardian
His’n’hers Kate & Wills Slankets may well be just the sort of thing the royal couple wear while watching TV on a cold winter’s night. Like the wedding itself, it’s guaranteed to give you a warm fuzzy feeling all over. Photograph: Guardian
Celebrate the low birth of the true people’s princess by sipping strong sweet tea from this virtually unbreakable, dishwasher-safe, good-enough-for-the-likes of-us mug. Choose from white or beige (no beige currently in stock). Photograph: Guardian
Keep yourself safe while cycling with this reflective nylon tabard, printed with the faces of the royal couple for extra luck. Photograph: Guardian
Imported from Finland, this durable, premium matt-finish Finnish mat is emblazoned with the date of the royal wedding and a picture of the happy couple. The same design can also be printed on travel card protectors (please specify). Photograph: Guardian
Turn the seemingly endless newspaper coverage of the royal wedding into high-quality compost in no time with our practical domestic composter, bearing the Latin legend “Una fabula, scripta iterum iterumque” (The same story, endlessly recycled). Photograph: Guardian
