Christopher Samba | The Gallery

'It wasn't surprising that no-one believed Christopher Samba when he said he wasn't a mercenary,' chuckles Jonathan Perera Photograph: Photomontage

'It's Samba time, as QPR look to bring a Brazilian flavour to the Championship,' dances Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

'Money talks ... apparently,' reckons Richard Powell Photograph: Photomontage

'I imagine this is how Christopher Samba will unwind after a hard relegation battle,' cheers Stewart Smith Photograph: Photomontage

'Perhaps Chris Samba plans to invest the money he's earned by opening up his own bank,' ponders Craig Hunter Photograph: Photomontage

'QPR's new recruit has taken his eye off the ball,' laughs Kyle Norbury Photograph: Photomontage

'It was rather rich of Chris Samba to tell fans to get over his wages; especially when he literally couldn't do that himself,' chuckles Jamie Read Photograph: Photomontage