John Calvin chocolates: Certain to feature in Gordon Brown’s letter to Santa, these Swiss luxury chocolates have been created to commemorate the 500th anniversary next year of the dour 16th century French theologian, founding father of reformed Protestantism and adherent to the theological concept of “total depravity”. Ho ho ho! CHF (Swiss Francs) 21.50 from Calvin09.orgPhotograph: www.calvin09.orgBarack Obama: Presidential material. Remember this guy? Relive his full, disputed-by-crazed-Republicans life story in this superhero-style graphic novel. $3.99 from Presidentialcomics.comPhotograph: Mike Blake/ReutersThe One-click Butter Cutter: This cuts the perfect amount of butter every time (unless you’re slimming, or greedy), and represents a welcome advance from the early prototype Two-click Butter Cutter, which we can all agree was prohibitively complex. $19.95 from Oneclickbuttercutter.comPhotograph: www.oneclickbuttercutter.com
William Bounds Sili Gourmet Reusable Silicone Pie Crust Protector: A cunning plastic ring that sits around your apple pies, ensuring their crusts are perfectly browned, but never burned. $£7.95 from Amazon.comPhotograph: William BoundsBoth stylish and practical, these neoprene gloves allow you to make beautiful music without the need for a keyboard, with guitar. At almost £50, you might consider them an heirloom investment piece rather than an impulse buy — but who can put a price on the magic of music? £49.99 from Iwantoneofthose.comPhotograph: www.iwantoneofthose.comShoe calendar: Cheer up your little lady with this 2009 calendar offering a different pair of shoes every single day of the year. Whether it’s flats in February or stilettoes in September, she won’t be able to stop herself drooling. And who knows, it might even distract her from nagging for a couple of minutes. £5.20 from Amazon.co.ukPhotograph: amazon.co.ukSoap on a rope: The original personal hygiene-cum–suspension device, and still the best. So what if a bar of soap always goes a bit soggy or flakey before you finish it, and is invariably too harsh on the complexion? Does 'shower gel' rhyme? No, it does not. Musgo real soap on a rope, £8.95 from amazon.co.ukPhotograph: amazon.co.uk
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