Christian Benteke | The Gallery

'Belgium have more than one tasty export these days,' Mmmmms Jack Palmer
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'There was fresh criticism of Aston Villa being a one-man team when Paul Lambert published his latest team sheet,' chuckles the rather harsh Chris Allen Photograph: Photomontage

'Christian Ben Trekky. Boldly going where no Belgian international has gone before (the Championship),' titters Lee Coan Photograph: Photomontage

'As a small minority protest outside the Aston Villa supporters' conclave, white smoke rises signalling the selection of their favourite forward-thinking Christian,' honks Bertrand Bolek Photograph: Photomontage

'A sermon from our favourite Christian, Benteke,' praises Kane Deakin. If there's a bad punctuation joke, we haven't heard it Photograph: Photomontage

Charles Dunworth reckons our protagonist has been carrying Villa this season Photograph: Photomontage

'Forget Hoddle, Waddle and Barnes, there's a new football popstar in town,' announces Jonathan Perera Photograph: Photomontage

'It's goal o'clock for Big Benteke!' chimes Maxim Bosworth Photograph: Photomontage

George Miller is a Tekken fan: 'Benteke beats Cesar again ... POW!' Photograph: Photomontage

'Even the dictionary defines him as a one-man team,' parps Jordan Price Photograph: Photomontage

'Darren Bent has resorted to stealing a team-mate's name to recapture his past form,' reports Tim Darvill Photograph: Photomontage

Yeah, we're a little freaked by Willy Lopez's celebration of Belgium's best too
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'Villa asked for a miracle and he came in the form of Christian,' yarns Leonardo De Valera
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'It's going to be a Swiftian challenge for Villa to hold this giant down,' clowns Judith Bergman
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