The funniest standup I’ve ever seen …
The first time I laughed and couldn’t breathe was Katt Williams’s Pimp Chronicles.
The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen …
Eddie Murphy on SNL being James Brown in “Too hot for the hot tub”. The accuracy in his impression and the silliness of watching somebody tiptoe round a Jacuzzi in James Brown fashion killed me.
The funniest book I’ve ever read …
They have funny books? That make you laugh? Seriously?
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny …
Watching angry people fall on ice they didn’t see.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
My rap name was Chief and so I had a belt buckle that had “Chief” on it. Yes, it was as bad as it sounds. And the letters were loose; you could hear them struggling to stay a part of the belt.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
The burger I had when my cousin got a spanking. He wouldn’t finish his food, and couldn’t leave the table until he did, and was crying – and at one point said: “I can’t eat this. It has too many tears on it. It’s salty.”
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
Man, maybe the hi-top fade I had. I looked like Hey Arnold’s best friend. But now, the funniest hairstyle would be weeks from now if I stopped caring because the hair in the middle of my head quits coming to work after a while.
