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Choose a first name for Baby Rocknroll

Kate Winslet, Ned Rocknroll
Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll are expecting a child. Photograph: Kin Cheung/AP

What do you call a Rocknroll baby? Kate Winslet is expecting her first child with Richard Branson's nephew Ned Rocknroll, who was born Ned Abel Smith and chose – entirely voluntarily – to become Mr Rocknroll instead. There's a decent chance the baby will eventually choose to make a surname switch of its own, but for now little Baby Rocknroll needs a first name. So here are a few suggestions:

Biblical: Godgave Rocknroll

Frenchy: L'englive Rocknroll

Mysterious initial: I. Love Rocknroll

Japanese-ish: Itsone Lee Rocknroll

Ancient Greek: Thisis Rocknroll

Psychological abuse: Sexdrug Sand Rocknroll

Any good ones we've missed?

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