Chickens and chips

If you have ever thought you could do better than the Guardian's headline-writing subs (don't we all?) then now's your chance. SiliconValley.com, home of the San Jose Mercury News, wants heds for a story that starts "University of Delaware researchers have developed a computer processor made from chicken feathers." That's why I'm egging you on to hunt and peck some corny yolks and wing it here. Trivia note: there really was a company called Kentucky Fried Computer, but it changed its name to Northstar. If only they'd known.....