Aug. 02--American League
Central Division
White Sox: Jeff Samardzija survives the trade deadline and Sox stand pat with a sub-.500 team.
Indians: Beat writers happy to see Marc Rzepczynski traded just so they no longer have to spell "Rzepczynski."
Royals: Johnny Cueto's 2.51 ERA since 2011 was second to Clayton Kershaw's when Royals acquired him.
Tigers: GM Dave Dombrowski took the white flag and ran it up the flagpole for everyone to salute.
Twins: Losing eight of first 12 to start second half gave wild-card opponents a feeling of superiority.
East Division
Blue Jays: With Troy Tulowitzki and David Price on board, all Jays need is replacement for manager John Gibbons.
Orioles: Buck Showalter celebrates five-year anniversary with Orioles: "I've gotta fool them one more day."
Rays: Honcho Matt Silverman says Rays had no "glaring hole" the trade deadline would fix. That's rich.
Red Sox: GM Ben Cherington admits "we were wrong at the beginning of the season as to what this team could do."
Yankees: Reggie Jackson gets into profanity-laced tirade with fan near Hall of Fame. This straw still stirs.
West Division
Angels: With 30 homers, Albert Pujols on pace for his first 40-plus-HR season since hitting 42 in 2010.
Astros: Carlos Gomez after being told he's going to Houston when Mets deal fell through: "Is this the real one?"
Athletics: One year after stealing the show at the trade deadline, A's revert to sellers' role.
Mariners: Felix Hernandez gives up seven runs on 12 hits to Diamondbacks, most hits "King" has allowed since 2013.
Rangers: Cole Hamels reportedly vetoes trade with Astros to go to Rangers, so he will be free in October.
National League
Central Division
Cubs: Still in wild-card hunt but on pace to put up worst offensive numbers at home since, well, ever.
Brewers: Invasion of Cubs fans this weekend boosts local economy while depleting beer stock.
Cardinals: Despite stellar record, Cardinals entered final day of July hitting .229 for month with .307 OBP.
Pirates: Andrew McCutchen entered weekend with .975 OPS at PNC Park, .786 OPS on road.
Reds: Against all odds, Reds hang on to closer Aroldis Chapman. Is Chapman happy? "Si," he says.
East Division
Braves: Hitting a career-worst .205, Jonny Gomes says he's glad he wasn't traded. Credit's all yours.
Marlins: Marlins manager Dan Jennings says "there's enough blame to go around," forgetting he's GM.
Mets: Wilmer Flores cries after thinking he was traded from Mets, proving Tom Hanks wrong again.
Nationals: Drew Storen moves over while new closer Jonathan Papelbon takes charge, just like Al Haig.
Phillies: Trade of Cole Hamels after he no-hits Cubs proves Phillies can't stand success.
West Division
Diamondbacks: If a team stands pat at the trade deadline and no one cares, did it actually happen?
Dodgers: Andrew Friedman pulls off 13-player, three-team trade just to show off for other GMs.
Giants: Heading to Wrigley Field this week for potential wild-card-race showdown with Cubs.
Padres: GM A.J. Preller tells San Diego Union-Tribune that Padres didn't sell because "we like our team." Crazy.
Rockies: "Jeopardy" clue: "In 2015 shortstop Troy Tulowitzki hopes to help this team fulfill its Mile High hopes." Oops.
