Wondering what the classified football results will sound like once Charlotte Green becomes the first female voice to read the Saturday scores on BBC Radio 5 Live next month? Well wonder no more: Eddie Mair's PM show on Radio 4 has edited together words Green said in old news bulletins to create a brief preview. Monkey congratulates Green on breaking through what several papers on Wednesday called the "grass ceiling" – and at least she is unlikely to get the giggles from recordings that sound like buzzing flies or sperm whales trapped in the Firth of Forth.
