It goes without saying that this column's love for Charlie Sheen knows no bounds. Hell, any man who notches up almost 7,000 websites when you type the words "Charlie Sheen" and "pervert" into the Google search engine (truly, my skill at hard journalistic research is unparalleled) is all right with us!
Anyway, just to prove that the man's fine taste in Christmas décor as it is in film choices (Men At Work? Hot Shots Part Deux? Goddammit, it's a cinematic canon!) TMZ has furnished the world with a photo of the man's house here.
Special, isn't it? I like to think that Sheen pretends that he's Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone and stands at his loght festooned window, hands to cheeks, mouth in a Munch-ish scream. But the most shocking element of this story is that Sheen has found yet another lucky lady with whom to share his house. Honey, as my Polish grandmother used to say, if the tales from his exwife about child porn didn't put you off, the fairy lights should.
