It's not drugs, alcohol or a few naughty mags that are the hottest contraband property in UK jails but Freeview set top boxes, according to the Daily Star. Apparently the standard five channels are not enough for the modern con, with one "source" saying that they miss watching "Dave, E4 and some want Cbeebies for the cartoons". Con TV's most popular: Top Gear, Mock The Week, Dragons' Den and Live at the Apollo.