A ball hasn't been kicked in Scotland for three months, but Scottish Football Twitter never sleeps.
There's been plenty to chew over in the last seven days, from league reconstruction to virtual season tickets.
We've picked out a few tweets from another week in the surreal world of Scottish football.
DE NIRO
When Robert Duvall starred in The Godfather Part II alongside Robert De Niro, few would have imagined him starring alongside Ally McCoist in a film about Scottish football. And yet, there he was front and centre in 2000's A Shot at Glory.
According to this tweet, however, De Niro had his own adventures in our game.
VIRTUAL SEASON TICKETS
News that clubs will be offering virtual season tickets led to many questions. Will Rangers fans switch off and head for the virtual subway after 80 minutes? Will Chris Sutton talk about something other than Rangers during Celtic v St Johnstone?
And...
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POT NOODLE
It was confirmed this week that Sky Sports will show up to 48 Scottish games a year. It will provide a welcome distraction for their most high-profile pundit.
LISTEN JON, I HAVE TO SAY
Another former Rangers striker would be a welcome addition to any commentary package.
TRUMP LOOKS TO HIS LAURELS
While another Rangers striker is doomed to forever be associated with a certain piece of Rangers TV commentary.
NEW SIGNING WALKS INTO THE JOINT
The puns write themselves with Steven Gerrard's latest acquisition.
CELTIC FLOP EDOUARD CRITICISED
As Odsonne Edouard's reputation continues to grow, Celtic fans assure potential suitors they've got the wrong man.
DIKAMONA EXIT
Clévid Dikamona confirmed his exit from Tynecastle, but assured Hearts fans he won't do the unthinkable.
GRIM HEARTS PERFORMANCES EXPLAINED
A plausible excuse.
