Celebrity style: Sarah Jessica Parker

She’s been dipped in a bucket of pinstriped wool-blend then hung from an office light to dry Photograph: Allstar

Run, Sarah Jessica! Run from the franchise, run from the coyly nicknamed boyfriends, from the experimental headpieces and no-nipples clause. There is a new life for you somewhere warm Photograph: Jayme Oak/Rex Features

Whee! Round and round, like memories on a warm night when you can’t get to sleep, round and round, like washing in a machine Photograph: Ron Galella/WireImage

Where are you, SJP? Where are you? Risen from the grave, wearing the skin of a dolphin, ready to declare war on the living, your only weapon, Photoshop
Photograph: PR