Fashion is really just tubes. Thin tubes (leggings, tights, sleeves) and fat tubes (dresses, trousers, pieces like this jumpsuit – two fat, glittery tubes stapled at the neck)Photograph: Jim Smeal/BEI/Rex FeaturesA fitting tribute both to the courageous firefighters who lost their lives in 9/11 and to the teenage boys who want to look down Lindsay’s topPhotograph: Startraks Photo/Rex FeaturesLess a hooded dress, more a hood with pretensions of glamour. A hood that’s melted under the spotlight and dripped down like hot tar to cover Lindsay’s modesty, thankfullyPhotograph: BDG/Rex Features
I like to squint here and pretend that this is not a coat but a gentle shroud of bubbles clinging to Lindsay as though she’s just stood up in the bathPhotograph: Henry Lamb/BEI/Rex FeaturesFocus, if you will, on the shard of flesh pointing dangerously towards Lindsay’s groin. A threat in skin, perhaps, of the agonies to come?Photograph: Sipa Press/Rex Features
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